mytiger-myheart:

Everything I write with this pen instantly becomes 100x more awesome

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

trenzalorewaits:

Lauren Cooper meets The Queen (x)

THE BALLS THAT WOMAN HAS

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

breebird33:

hehehehe I really liked this one.

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

kindoflikehitlerwithadashofsexy:

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

This legitimately made me laugh out loud

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

eyefuckingstiel:

metatron’s opening is gorgeous he doesn’t deserve it

notanogitsuni:

Dylan O’Brien + hand gestures.

consulting-doctor-in-the-impala:

avenging-sherl0ck:

frontier001:

atreklife:

Generations

This is simultaneously cool and creepy.

mccoy tho

THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AND IT’S FREAKING ME OUT

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay