"women didn’t get the right to vote till 1920"
"what do you mea—?"
Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]
that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.
I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.
I love that last gif. She looks so frustrated. Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”
She does have a point though..
Kids who are smarter than adults though.
George throwing a bitch to the floor
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
i never hit reblog so fast in my life
When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice
When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
"I wanna put them on stop signs."
*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*